Definition of “Ratchet” in the Urban Dictionary: A hot mess

 

SM3

 

Inmate Escapes Prison for Dental Appointment

 

Swedish Inmate escapes and returns to prison for tooth ache…. A 51 year old Swedish inmate decided to take matters in his own hands after complaining about a serious tooth ache. The inmate was reported to be complaining about his tooth aching for several days however was ignored by officers and other officials in the prison. The inmate was serving a one a month sentence in a minimum security prison. “My whole face was swollen. I just couldn’t stand it anymore,” the inmate told the Dagens Nyheter newspaper (DN), according to a translation by the Local. The inmate was sentenced to an additional 24hrs for fleeing the prison bust since then has been released.

 

This has been one of the funniest prison escape stories I have ever heard. In the words of the famous late great comedian Robin Harris “…Gotta Go Gotta Go.” LOL

 

 

SM1

 

Bride Approves Her Own Fringe Benefits to Pay for Wedding

 

Bride uses company credit card to pay for lavish dream wedding….La’Reese Michelle Darville, 31 of Port St. Lucie, was arrested for charging $50,000 to Partners III Pawn where she worked as operations manager. La’Reese married husband Darell at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida a few months prior to being charged for the allegations. The company became suspicious and alerted authorities after receiving bills for late payments on a company card that had not been used in 2 years. La’Reese’s told authorities her father Leroy Felix part owner at the Pawn Shop approved all charges. She confessed to using the card over 13 times for the wedding but had every intention to pay the money back as soon as possible.

 

I know it’s almost every girls dream to get married but who would have ever thought it would result in fraud and grand theft. She’s going to have one hell of a honeymoon or in her case a honey boom!

 

 

Shannon Gibney.

 

African-American Teacher in Big Trouble for Teaching Her Class

 

College professor reprimanded after complaint from white students…. Minneapolis Community and Technical College Professor Shannon Gibney was reprimanded by school leadership after 3 white students filed a complaint during a mass communication class. Gibney is an English and African Diaspora teacher at the technical college she explained that her job is to teach topics on racism, imperialism, capitalism and history. This is not the first time students have complained about the topics covered in the class. It was reported that discrimination allegations had been filed back in 2009 because she made white students feel uncomfortable. Gibney also stated that she was attempting to explain to the students the oppression and whiteness system of 21st Century America and recommended that they file with the college legal affairs department. The School decided to follow through with the complaint and filed charges under their anti-discrimination policy.

 

trophy_REALLY

 

 

This week the “Really Award” goes to La’Reese Michelle Darville, 31 of Port St. Lucie. I repeat this week the “Really Award” goes to La’Reese Michelle Darville, 31 of Port St… That’s All…

 

 

Submitted by Dameon Daniels, Content Writer for STACKS Magazine.