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Joe Jackson hospitalized…

Joe Jackson, the father of the legendary Jackson family, was hospitalized in Brazil two weeks before his scheduled $200,000 birthday party.

I’m sure you may be asking yourself why is this in the Ratchet Report. Well, I have your answer!

Mr. Joe Jackson is without a doubt a smooth and intelligent man and when it comes to the ladies everyone needs to stand back (lol). Even at 87 years-young, Joe had been reported partying and drinking at several bars and restaurants with several beautiful women. The night before his party Joe decided to kick it up a notch and mixed three (3) Viagra pills with Brazilian sugarcane rum. He ended up in Albert Einstein Hospital in Sao Paulo, Brazil after he suffered three heart attacks and a stroke all within minutes of each other.

We not made at you Mr. Jackson, but next year try to take it a little easy.