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Bank Robbery for Dummies

VA man robs bank with a note….

Dominyk Alfonseca stunned tellers when he passed a hand written note asking for $150,000. Alfonseca uploaded the note and posted it on Instagram along with two videos of the incidents.

The note he gave to the teller read, “I need 150,000 Bands Right NOW!! Please police take 3 to 4 minutes to get here, I would appreciate if you ring the alarm a minute after I am gone… Make sure the money doesn’t BLOW UP ON MY WAY OUT :-).”

The police arrested Alfonseca 20 minutes after the robbery was over, but he feels he will be clear from all charges. Alfonseca also stated that “For real, I felt like I got robbed ’cause they gave me the money,” he said. “Then the police robbed my brain.”